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Un poliţist vine-ntr-o zi acasă cu un televizor ultimul răcnet.
– De unde ai televizoru’? întreabă soţia.
– L-am cîştigat la un concurs organizat de poliţie.
– Ce fel de concurs?
– De matematică.
– Şi ce v-au dat de făcut?
– “Cît fac 5×5?” Iar eu, cu 17, am ieşit pe locul trei.
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